This article seems to be confusing two different people of same name in one article. If someone knowledgeable of both can separate it into two articles, that would be better.
I have no idea if what's left here is reality challenged or not, but at least it is coherent now :-) Kim Bruning 20:00, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
Takeoff point for research: http://www.douglasadams.com/cgi-bin/mboard/info/dnathread.cgi?914,2 (note: Spoiler!)
You can play it here:
Serapion 1:05, 20 May 2005 (PST)